Questionnaire ine ingliche

Un questionnaire (à la con, mais vraiment) trouvé sur Tumblr. J'avais commencé à la traduire et puis finalement Kea m'a suggérée de le posté en anglais...et donc, vos réponses doivent être aussi en anglais. ^^

Have you ever:
1) Self harmed?
2) Got into a real fight?
3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?
4) Tried to commit suicide?
5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?
7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble?
8.) Accused someone of using you?
9) Shoplifted?
10) Gotten drunk/high?
11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?
12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
(Right now) Are you:
13) Suicidal?
14) Bored?
15) Avoiding someone?
16) Avoiding some task?
17) Depressed?
18) Crying?
19) Annoyed with a friend?
20) Worried and confused about something important to you?

Do you:
21) Get depressed easily?
22) Get jealous/envious easily?
23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things?
24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot?
25) Try hard in all your classes at school?
26) Go out drinking?
27) Smoke cigarettes?
28) Smoke weed?
29) Do any hard drugs?
30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why?
31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will?
32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?
33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain?
34) Believe people deserve second chances?
35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying)
36) Think things will get better?
37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished?
38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest)

Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:
39) Long hair OR short hair?
40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs?
41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?
42) Shy OR open?
43) Eyes OR body?
44) Religious OR non-religious?
45) Caring OR non-restricting of you?
46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
47) Piercings OR no piercings?
48) Tattoos OR no tattoos?
49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with?

Would you:
51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk?
52) Smoke weed?
53) Smoke cigarettes?
54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?
55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you?
56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you?
57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what?
58) Join a band as a part time activity?
59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse?
60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them?
61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like?
62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family?
63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online?
64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported?
65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people?
66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them?
67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems?
68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes?
69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you?
70) Sleep naked?

You can only choose one:
71) Black or Orange?
72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore?
73) Cellphone or Computer?
74) Chocolate milk OR Coke?
75) Tumblr OR Friends?
76) Apple OR PC?
77) TV Shows OR Movies?
78) Old bands OR new Bands?
79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock?
80) Reading OR Listening to music?
81) Coke OR Pepsi? Define your reason for your choice.
82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically?
83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge?
84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for your choice.
85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice.
86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary?
87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe?
88) Shoes OR Shirts?
89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence?
90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice.

Almost over:
91) So far have you told 90 truths? And for fuck sake be honest.
92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family?
93) Do you want to travel when you are older?
94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams?
95) Did you notice there are no sex related questions?
96) Rather be the opposite gender?
97) What will you name your son/daughter?
98) Do you get harassed more than most people do?
99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason.
100) What makes you a bad person in your mind?

Have you ever:
1) Self harmed? - No, not willingly.
2) Got into a real fight? - Not really, just once I was in a fight with two girls but my brother was here!
3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed? - Yes.
4) Tried to commit suicide? - No, never.
5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? - Sometimes, yes.
6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting? - Yes, once, the 2nd season of Buffy.
7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble? - Hu, yes?
8.) Accused someone of using you? - Yes, i'm paranoid sometimes.
9) Shoplifted? - Yes, three months ago I robbed a ring.
10) Gotten drunk/high? - Yeah. But I'm not proud of it.
11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing? - No... :'(
12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game? - Yeah.

(Right now) Are you:
13) Suicidal? - Oh, sure, I am... (no, I love life)
14) Bored? - Not right now.
15) Avoiding someone? - No.
16) Avoiding some task? - Do the dishes.
17) Depressed? - A little bit, I miss my boyfriend.
18) Crying? - Not with sadness, I'm just sick!
19) Annoyed with a friend? - No.
20) Worried and confused about something important to you? -Yeah, see 17th question.

Do you:
21) Get depressed easily? - Yes, but I'm optimistic, so it's never lasting.
22) Get jealous/envious easily? - Yes.
23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things? - Yeah.
24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot? - Sometimes.
25) Try hard in all your classes at school? - Yeah.
26) Go out drinking? - rarely.
27) Smoke cigarettes? - yes.
28) Smoke weed? - No..
29) Do any hard drugs? - Coffee.
30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why? - Because I passed away between both?
31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will? - I'm animist.
32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them? - yes. But basically, I avoid people when they are hurting me, or when I am too ashamed.
33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain? - Yes. We cannot cure emotional pain with a plaster.
34) Believe people deserve second chances? - Sometimes, that depend of the fault.
35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying) - No, I don"t how to say in english "l'ignorance est le meilleur des mépris", I feel too tired for that shit.
36) Think things will get better? - Yes.
37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished? - Yes and no, I always want to do things right, but I'm not scared of being punish.
38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest) - Sometimes yes, because we are all different, and it's natural defending our point of view. But I think I'm open minded, so I don't give a fuck about what other people think.

Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:
39) Long hair OR short hair? - I don't give a fuck
40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs? - smile
41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?
42) Shy OR open? - Open.
43) Eyes OR body? - Both. (I don't want to lie! )
44) Religious OR non-religious? - - I don't give a fuck, but not extremist.
45) Caring OR non-restricting of you? - Caring but not too much, because I'm not a poor little thing.
46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge? - Non straight edge.
47) Piercings OR no piercings? - I don"t care.
48) Tattoos OR no tattoos? - I don"t care but I love tattoos.
49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? - No one.
50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with? - Friends.

Would you:
51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk? - No.
52) Smoke weed? - No.
53) Smoke cigarettes? - Yes, I'm thinking about rolling since ten minutes.
54) Get even with someone who betrayed you? - No.
55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you? - That depend of what kind oh hurt, I can give a second chance, but I'm not stupid.
56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you? - No way.
57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what? - Yeah.
58) Join a band as a part time activity? - I don't understand, I am too lazy to go on google translate. What is a "part-time activity"?
59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse? - I'm not sorry, I just think: "what a pity".
60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them? - Not litteraly, but yes.
61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like? - I'm veggie for three years.
62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family? - Yeah, once, I was fourteen, I given a kick to a child who was eleven, because he insulted my friend. But it's the only one.
63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online? - No.
64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported? - Yeah, they think what they want, I don't care! They know what I think, I know what they think, but neither me neiter them try to convince the others.
65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people? - Yes.
66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them? - Never.
67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems? - All the time.
68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes? - I never starve myself, for any reason.
69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you?- Yes, my noise when I was 4.
70) Sleep naked? - Oh, yeah!

You can only choose one:
71) Black or Orange? - Black
72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore? - Metalcore? (I don't know...)
73) Cellphone or Computer? - Computer.
74) Chocolate milk OR Coke? - Coke.
75) Tumblr OR Friends? - Friends
76) Apple OR PC? - PC
77) TV Shows OR Movies? - Both!!!
78) Old bands OR new Bands? - Both too (that depend what band, too... )
79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock? - Alternative rock.
80) Reading OR Listening to music? - Both, in the same time.
81) Coke OR Pepsi? Define your reason for your choice. - Coke, because.
82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically? - staying who I am.
83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge? - I don't know what's a "vocal bridge".
84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for your choice. - No one, I don't really know them.
85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice. - Idem
86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary? - A tragedy! Ok, a comedy.^^
87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe? - Go to outer space.
88) Shoes OR Shirts? - Shirts. I dislike shoes.
89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence? - I don't know what they are.
90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice. - Get a job, but It's hard for me because I'm really really terrified about speak to persons who could give me a job!

Almost over:
91) So far have you told 90 truths? And for fuck sake be honest. - I always tell the truth.
92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family? - Everything it's ok! (no no, I'm not lying, sure! Fuuu ok, I'm lying. Everything is not perfect but I deal with it. )
93) Do you want to travel when you are older? - I want to travel now.
94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams? - I can also follow my dreams without let go of people who mean so much for me.
95) Did you notice there are no sex related questions? - Oh, yes? I didn't notice...
96) Rather be the opposite gender? - I don't care about gender.
97) What will you name your son/daughter? Daniel / Lila; I have my reasons.
98) Do you get harassed more than most people do? - That was true when I was young, not now.
99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason. - I hate Justin Bieber, because he's bad.
100) What makes you a bad person in your mind? - A bad person is a person who take care only about himself, who is liying all the time, who beats anyone else... Lot of things, but sometime people are too nice than bad, so I don't know what to think about them, they can disappoint me, but I don"t want to hate them.... It's difficult to explain, people are not just bad or nice.


And sorry for my bad english, because I understand better than I write or than I speak.

Have you ever:
1) Self harmed? Hu, I think no, but maybe...
2) Got into a real fight? no
3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed? "depressed" is too exaggerated...
4) Tried to commit suicide? no !
5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? not everyone.
6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting? no
7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble? Hu, yes... ^^
8.) Accused someone of using you? no
9) Shoplifted? no
10) Gotten drunk/high? no
11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing? Not my favourite artist,
12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game? no, I don't like video games.

Are you:

13) Suicidal? not at all
14) Bored? Hu... I think no !
15) Avoiding someone? a bit.
16) Avoiding some task? Ooooooh, yes,
17) Depressed? No, but I have ever been depressed !
18) Crying? no !
19) Annoyed with a friend? no
20) Worried and confused about something important to you? that depends, a bit...

Do you:

21) Get depressed easily? Again this question ! Noooooooo
22) Get jealous/envious easily? no
23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things? yes (if I've well understood the question, :P)
24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot? No
25) Try hard in all your classes at school?
26) Go out drinking? Sometimes with friends.
27) Smoke cigarettes? no
28) Smoke weed? no,
29) Do any hard drugs? no (but I have doubts about the creator of this questionary, )
30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why?
31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will? no, not more now.
32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them? If I avoid someone, it's because I'm afraid or because I don't like at all this person for any reasons but not because I could hurt them.
33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain?
34) Believe people deserve second chances? yes
35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? Heu...
36) Think things will get better? Often, of course !
37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished? rarely.
38) Do you judge people who think differently to you? I sometimes judge people because it helps me to think about people and me, but it depends. I can be surprise in beginning and judge but not all the time.

Preference in boyfriend:

39) Long hair OR short hair? It depends !
40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs? smile

42) Shy OR open? I don't mind, both.
43) Eyes OR body? both.
44) Religious OR non-religious? non-religious, more pratical,
45) Caring OR non-restricting of you? a bit caring, but not too much.
46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge? non straight edge
47) Piercings OR no piercings? not big piercings.
48) Tattoos OR no tattoos? it depends,
49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? euh.......... both ? ^^ Hum, stay at home is more carefully, :P
50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with? both !

Wooo, it's a bit long ! Ok, let's go

Have you ever:
1) Self harmed? - Many times, but never willingly.
2) Got into a real fight? - Once, I was about 12
3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed? - No. But too lazy, yes.
4) Tried to commit suicide? - No.
5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? - I don't think so.
6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting? - No
7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble? - No
8.) Accused someone of using you? - Once
9) Shoplifted? - Yes, candies and chocolate
10) Gotten drunk/high? - Ooh, yes ^^
11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing? - No
12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game? - No
(Right now) Are you:
13) Suicidal? - No
14) Bored? - I must be kind of bored to answer these questions ^^
15) Avoiding someone? - No
16) Avoiding some task? - All day long, I''ve became virtuoso in procrastinating
17) Depressed? - No
18) Crying? - No
19) Annoyed with a friend? - No
20) Worried and confused about something important to you? - Yes, professionnal future.

Do you:
21) Get depressed easily? - No
22) Get jealous/envious easily? - No
23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things? - Yes
24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot? - No
25) Try hard in all your classes at school? - I'm not at school ^^
26) Go out drinking? - Some times
27) Smoke cigarettes? - a few ones
28) Smoke weed? - It's been a long time
29) Do any hard drugs? - No
30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why? - Hard drugs are much more harmful than weed. And it's a bit scary to me.
31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will? - no way.
32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them? - No
33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain? - No
34) Believe people deserve second chances? - Yes
35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying) - No
36) Think things will get better? - No. That doesn't mean i'm pessimistic. Things will be the same.
37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished? - No.
38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest) - Sometimes, it depends the subject.

Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:
39) Long hair OR short hair? - I don't care
40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs?
41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest? - nice smile above a nice chest ^^. Well, smile is what I see first.
42) Shy OR open? - rather open
43) Eyes OR body? - eyes. definitely.
44) Religious OR non-religious? - non-religious
45) Caring OR non-restricting of you? caring, but not too much
46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge? - I'd prefer non-straight edge
47) Piercings OR no piercings? - i don't care
48) Tattoos OR no tattoos? - i don't care
49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? - Both ^^
50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with? - Friends

Would you:
51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk? - I would and I do ^^
52) Smoke weed? - Yes
53) Smoke cigarettes? - I do
54) Get even with someone who betrayed you? - That would be hard.
55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you? - I did.
56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you? - I don't think so
57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what? - I don't have any faith
58) Join a band as a part time activity? - I'm not musician.
59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse? - Yes
60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them? - Yes
61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like? - No
62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family? - Not physically
63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online? - No
64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported? - I think they wouln't be friends ^^
65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people? - Yes
66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them? - No
67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems? - yes
68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes? - No.
69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you? - No
70) Sleep naked? - I don't like that

You can only choose one:
71) Black or Orange? - Orange
72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore? - huh, I don't know what it means ^^
73) Cellphone or Computer? - Computer
74) Chocolate milk OR Coke? - Chocolate milk. I don't like Coke, even with whiskey.
75) Tumblr OR Friends? - Friends
76) Apple OR PC? - Apple makes PC's :P
77) TV Shows OR Movies? - Movies
78) Old bands OR new Bands? - Both
79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock? - alternative rock
80) Reading OR Listening to music? - Listening
81) Coke OR Pepsi? Define your reason for your choice. - None
82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically? - I am who I am.
83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge? - Breakdown
84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for your choice. - I don't knw them
85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice. - Who ?
86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary? - rather a comedy
87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe? - Even if I would like to go to outer space, there are more people to meet around Europe.
88) Shoes OR Shirts? - T-shirts ^^
89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence? - I don't know them
90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice. - I'm too old for this question.

Almost over:
91) So far have you told 90 truths? And for fuck sake be honest. - Of course yes.
92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family? - Yes
93) Do you want to travel when you are older? - I am older ^^ I would like to travel.
94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams? - Not sure.
95) Did you notice there are no sex related questions? - Yes, this is quite odd.
96) Rather be the opposite gender? - No
97) What will you name your son/daughter? - Already done.
98) Do you get harassed more than most people do? - I don't think so.
99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason. - I can't tell since I just don't listen to bands I don't like.
100) What makes you a bad person in your mind? I am a good person, all my friends agree about that. That's why they're my friends ^^.